At work, we have a whiteboard. Back in the day, each person in the office had their name listed along the left edge of this whiteboard. We used to leave notes for each other under the recipient’s name. One day, after becoming the High School SGA Treasurer, I decided to write my name as “Matt - The Treasurer.”

“Oh, you like nicknames, huh?” my boss asked. “I’ll give you nicknames, then!” For the rest of my tenure as my High School SGA Treasurer, I got a new title every weekday. The enumerated list of monetarily-related names is as follows:

The Treasurer
Gold Shanks
Silver Chops
Money Penny
Changepurse Joe
Cash-stache
Two-bit, Two Shoes
Coin Star
Deficit Despot
Mayor of Miser-Town
Pecuniary Pedagogue
Speakeasy Spender
Master of the Fiscal Fandango
Piggybank Savant
Carte Blanche Banker
Inflationary Impresario
Captain Krugerrand
Cashanova
Monetary Misfit
Savings and Loanshark
Dashing Ducateer
Insipid Investor
The Count du Tirelire
The Byzantine Banker
Emcee of the Money Tree
Prodigal Profiteer
Trick or Treat Treasurer
Bohemian Banknote Bouncer
Vaudville’s Vault Vulture
Flophouse Fiscal Advisor
Acrimonious Accountant
Dearth Depositor
Amortization Artificer
Emphatic Embezzler
Fractious Financialmancer
Gimcrack Changebank
Keeper of the Seditious Sum
Revenue Raconteur
Bilious Broker Bandit
Auric SilverPrance
Cash and Burn
Cheshire Cashier
Gossamer GoldStacks
Belicose Banker
Irascible Interesteer
Sedulous Save-a-tron 8000
GorillaGrip MonkeyShaker
Tautological Tallier
Ducal Denominator
Revenue Rasputin
Sycophantic Saver
Myopic Moneymaker - I actually came up with this one
Autodidactic Auditor
Mimetic Moneyman - This one, too.
Cattywampus Accountant
Longshore Launderer
Misanthropic Mortgager
IR Embezzler
Emotionally Apathetic Auditor
Scholastic Skimmer
Professorial Profiteer
The Learned Larcener
Forbidding Financier
Coinage Commandant
Lewd Loanologist
Tourniquet Treasurer
Wanton Moneyphile
Pocketbook Pugilist
Nestegg Nosferatu
Vault-house Vivisector - The most unintentionally funniest one of them all! He meant vivisector, as in “to cut (a body) open while still alive”, not a gay, intellectual X-man.
Ribald Recompenser
Pittance Promulagtor
Investamander
Treasure-Ill Sicksums
Savernaut
Pied-Penny-Piper
G-Money Guerrilla
Tastyrate, Professional Loaner
Compoundatron
Poan Lawnbroker
The Truant Trez
Mayhaps Money-lapse
Leprechaun Loan-officer
Chairman of the Feral Reserve
The Investigator
Petulant Piggybanker
Bank-Chops Porterhouse
Fiscal Fillet a la Florentine
The Bouillonaire
Pawnbroker Paella
Trundel-Top Treasure Stop The Third

Because of the disastrous state of our economy, this list should help you insult a few brokers.