I don’t usually blog to whine or complain (I could’ve stopped that sentence at “blog” and also been right), but this is all just one big calamity that must be shared:

I wanted to take advantage of my free UAH perks, so I planned on hitting up the gym a couple months ago to get back in shape. I scheduled times on my calendar and everything.

Then I broke my collarbone.

Two months later, my collarbone is pretty much healed, so I figured I’d start running this weekend. I spent a LOT of money buying the best running shoes I could yesterday. (Fleet Feet treats their customers incredibly well, by the way)

A couple hours later, I have a skateboarding accident that bruises the bottoms of both my feet.

Now, I can barely walk. Seriously, I’m scooting around my house in a roll-y chair (thank God we have hardwood floors). It sucks. My brand new shoes are still in the box.

It’s almost like the man upstairs doesn’t want me to exercise.